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Sabrinah's Instand Claim to Fame! (and what not)
Saturday, May 30, 2009

Okay, so recently, I had an sms conversation with this Crazy Kid and she told me to put it up here so ya'll can have something to laugh about. Let me warn you first that it's long but you can skip the first 14 paragraphs of the...story. You'd understand how all these came along if you read all though! Oh, and Charleyh is our imaginary friend we made up after Haziqah's kid brother did that "Charlie bit my finger" scene. Mary is his unicorn The Crazy Kid created. Filled with embarrassing/dirty scenes. Remember! IT'S JUST FOR LAUGHTER'S SAKE! :D

Sabrinah
Amalina

Aaaaand action!


You can dance to Chris Brown's "Save Me" too.

Hahaha wah someone's exploring the world of Chris Brown alsoooo!
Are you surfing the net?
If yes, search for the nokia E63 and tell me if it's nice. I mean the outlook.

I wasn't exploring him. It was in my phone all along.

Oh okay. So have you seen the phone?

No.

Are you okay? You seem mad.

Yes. Mad. I'm surprised you can tell through the phone.

I have a way of knowing how people feel. It's my specialty. ;)
I can get the phone for free because my mobile plan is ending and starhub offered me.

I saw the phone in the New Paper. It kinda looks like a blackberry with very tiny buttons. Like a mini keyboard. It's 3G and can be found at Tampines 1. Waaaah. Damn lucky ah you!

I know right. My patience paid off.
I've been waiting since primary school for an expensive phone. My parents always use my plan offers for their own. I've been mad and disappointed and the waiting has paid off.
When i told my dad he said "eh, nice phone ah. I need it more than you do. You're just a student"
then i banged the table and have a very emphasised NO. Then bla bla bla.


Haha! So cute! Good job! Did you really bang the table? I wouldnt have that much patience. I'd get sad the first round but mad and impatient the next.

Yes I did with that almost crying voice. Then I cried in the room for 2 minutes by myself. Then long story and i think he's going to bring me this coming week.

Haha! Two minutes only! What a cry baby! XP Real or crocodile tears? :D

Haha real la! Three years of waiting, it's enough already! But i'm good with crocodile tears :D

Heh heh. Note to self: beware of slimy sabrinah and her pet croc's tears. Why slimy? Cause it starts with an S just like you name. Haha! Lame right! Charleyh don't be lame now! Cha...Charleyh!! Come back here with my bra!

Ya la lame la hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That charley joke was off tha hook dawg. :D :D :D Mary! Go get Charley! Gallop your way through and use your unicorn horn to give him an atomic wedgie before he runs off with amalina's bra! It's la senza!

Ahaha! (Puts on horribly fake brit accent) It's not the expensive (emphasise expensive!) brand, my dear! That's the only bra I have left! (Screams) CHARLEYHHHH!!

...

...

(gives a disgusted look and looks at horrible british amalina running with her fats scwabling and scrambling everywhere the wind blows.) charley! Cha...Oh what the heck? (mary took the bra already) Come here you slow poke! *slaps mary the unicorn* HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! (emphasise dare and defy) I told you to be FAST, not be LUST by wearing that slutty bra of amalina's!!!

AHAHAHAHA! I hacking lol-ed at that one! (Unplugs switch) That's it sabrinah! No more tv for you! All those shitty shows are rotting your brain and ruining your hair! (Bimbo-mistic voice) we must keep in check our appearances, girlfriend! (Checks tv schedule) Oh wait! That porn show is playing! (Shoves plug back in) okay lah, we watch for another 2 hours THEN i unplug lah okay!

Hahahaha Hahaha Hahaha! You little rascal! Mary, off the damned tv. May heaven bless mary. (turns to do something then turned back and saw charley and mary AND amalina watching the porn show together) (!!!) JESUS CHR... Hey wait, that's pamela anderson right? Oh wells, pshht pshhfttt, count me in (rolls eyes and smiles then sit down with the other pervs) :D


I've updated my blog!


Lazy to read ah Hahaha. Get on with charley's conversation. Oh ya, post our conversation in your blog. It'll be funny.

Haha! Okay! So should I start from the phone thing (embarrassing for sab yesss ah! or from the cool-part-that-makes-us-seem-like-over-hyperactive-children? And i'll leave your name okay!

Just start from the starting of the conversation. Starting from the about my phone message which you replied with charlie snatching your bra. Every word okay!

Haha. Okay. I'll name it "Sabrinah's Instant Claim to Fame! (and what not)" And I'm not putting my name on the last part!


Hey hey every word! No fair! Put la! :D


Copied from inbox alphabet-to-alphabet. Someone please remind me why I bothered doing this! (Slaps head) (Zones out for a while. Regains consciousness) Oh ya. To make you laugh. ;)


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