What it's not about

Sabrinah's Instand Claim to Fame! (and what not)

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Okay, so recently, I had an sms conversation with this Crazy Kid and she told me to put it up here so ya'll can have something to laugh about. Let me warn you first that it's long but you can skip the first 14 paragraphs of the...story. You'd understand how all these came along if you read all though! Oh, and Charleyh is our imaginary friend we made up after Haziqah's kid brother did that "Charlie bit my finger" scene. Mary is his unicorn The Crazy Kid created. Filled with embarrassing/dirty scenes. Remember! IT'S JUST FOR LAUGHTER'S SAKE! :D

Sabrinah
Amalina

Aaaaand action!

You can dance to Chris Brown's "Save Me" too.

Hahaha wah someone's exploring the world of Chris Brown alsoooo!
Are you surfing the net?
If yes, search for the nokia E63 and tell me if it's nice. I mean the outlook.

I wasn't exploring him. It was in my phone all along.

Oh okay. So have you seen the phone?

No.

Are you okay? You seem mad.

Yes. Mad. I'm surprised you can tell through the phone.

I have a way of knowing how people feel. It's my specialty. ;)
I can get the phone for free because my mobile plan is ending and starhub offered me.

I saw the phone in the New Paper. It kinda looks like a blackberry with very tiny buttons. Like a mini keyboard. It's 3G and can be found at Tampines 1. Waaaah. Damn lucky ah you!

I know right. My patience paid off.
I've been waiting since primary school for an expensive phone. My parents always use my plan offers for their own. I've been mad and disappointed and the waiting has paid off.
When i told my dad he said "eh, nice phone ah. I need it more than you do. You're just a student"
then i banged the table and have a very emphasised NO. Then bla bla bla.

Haha! So cute! Good job! Did you really bang the table? I wouldnt have that much patience. I'd get sad the first round but mad and impatient the next.

Yes I did with that almost crying voice. Then I cried in the room for 2 minutes by myself. Then long story and i think he's going to bring me this coming week.

Haha! Two minutes only! What a cry baby! XP Real or crocodile tears? :D

Haha real la! Three years of waiting, it's enough already! But i'm good with crocodile tears :D

Heh heh. Note to self: beware of slimy sabrinah and her pet croc's tears. Why slimy? Cause it starts with an S just like you name. Haha! Lame right! Charleyh don't be lame now! Cha...Charleyh!! Come back here with my bra!

Ya la lame la hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That charley joke was off tha hook dawg. :D :D :D Mary! Go get Charley! Gallop your way through and use your unicorn horn to give him an atomic wedgie before he runs off with amalina's bra! It's la senza!

Ahaha! (Puts on horribly fake brit accent) It's not the expensive (emphasise expensive!) brand, my dear! That's the only bra I have left! (Screams) CHARLEYHHHH!!

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(gives a disgusted look and looks at horrible british amalina running with her fats scwabling and scrambling everywhere the wind blows.) charley! Cha...Oh what the heck? (mary took the bra already) Come here you slow poke! *slaps mary the unicorn* HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME! (emphasise dare and defy) I told you to be FAST, not be LUST by wearing that slutty bra of amalina's!!!

AHAHAHAHA! I hacking lol-ed at that one! (Unplugs switch) That's it sabrinah! No more tv for you! All those shitty shows are rotting your brain and ruining your hair! (Bimbo-mistic voice) we must keep in check our appearances, girlfriend! (Checks tv schedule) Oh wait! That porn show is playing! (Shoves plug back in) okay lah, we watch for another 2 hours THEN i unplug lah okay!

Hahahaha Hahaha Hahaha! You little rascal! Mary, off the damned tv. May heaven bless mary. (turns to do something then turned back and saw charley and mary AND amalina watching the porn show together) (!!!) JESUS CHR... Hey wait, that's pamela anderson right? Oh wells, pshht pshhfttt, count me in (rolls eyes and smiles then sit down with the other pervs) :D

I've updated my blog!

Lazy to read ah Hahaha. Get on with charley's conversation. Oh ya, post our conversation in your blog. It'll be funny.

Haha! Okay! So should I start from the phone thing (embarrassing for sab yesss ah! or from the cool-part-that-makes-us-seem-like-over-hyperactive-children? And i'll leave your name okay!

Just start from the starting of the conversation. Starting from the about my phone message which you replied with charlie snatching your bra. Every word okay!

Haha. Okay. I'll name it "Sabrinah's Instant Claim to Fame! (and what not)" And I'm not putting my name on the last part!

Hey hey every word! No fair! Put la! :D

Copied from inbox alphabet-to-alphabet. Someone please remind me why I bothered doing this! (Slaps head) (Zones out for a while. Regains consciousness) Oh ya. To make you laugh. ;)

Happy? Holidays?

The start of the holidays have officially started!

Great timing, i think. I need to start revising! With my super lousy grades, I have to really start focusing. Maybe if i close my eyes hard enough, I could start being great friends with my textbooks and all the information would automatically be sucked into my brain and then I won't need to study! :D
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Hah! As if! (smacks head...lightly)

*random thought* do you think multi taskers are prone to being workaholics?

Anywaysssssss!
I've been rewriting notes today. Geography. Because i like it. And okay,(dare i say it?) because I know i'm quite good in it. Speaking of which! I've dropped tremendously in it. From A1 to C6. Because I didn't study. Weirdly enough, I felt like I had to drop studying during the exams just because. Overall, I got 63 (which is a B4 grade) for geography. And and and! That's the best grade I got among the other overalls (hah). So you can pretty much guess how much I sucked for the Mid Years.

Hold on, I need to give myself a good shake-ake-ake-ake! To wake up because I need to "get my head in the game". Yeesh I hate that phrase. So High School Musical-ly.

As my mom said, I "need to be pushed back up that ladder". I think she means The Ladder To Success (singing angels). Some ladder. It's got so much grease on it, it's hard to hold on.

I hope my holidays won't be such a drag! I intend to study smart but play hard as well. :) I've got that playing part covered but I'll need to have Intense Studying. (hmm..somehow, "playing" sounds wrong. *wink wink*)

So! Weeeee Siang, if we do watch a movie, can we please watch horror? Or comedy? Terminator sounds soooo blah! (Don't blame me for that weeee part, but thanks to debbie it's become really addictive :D )

I'll end it off with "Happy Holidays!". Though it sounds cliche and horribly ironic because: happy? and holidays??.

Pfft! More like "Happy Studying-By-Yourself-Hope-You-Enjoy-It"!

Running is worthless if you can't get away fast enough.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Lately, my posts have been really negative. To put it lightly. Thus the lack of updates. But even with that "break", it doesn't die down and i've had a lot to think about.

At the bus stop today, I saw four kids playing while waiting for a bus. The eldest of the four was somewhat the leader among them. Whatever she did, they followed suit. They danced and joked and giggled so much it made me smile and become nostalgic. I always thought growing up would be more fun given the authority and trust. But now when I really think about it, I realise i never wanted to grow up. I just wanted to be listened to.

the exams are done. i'm back.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Jyeah. So after school today, we somehow ended up at the beach. And wow, the walk there was worth it. Not that it was the cleanest beach I've been to but the weather was awesome. It was drizzling and strong winds were blowing. Haven't had that kind of weather for some time now.

The pictures aren't in order.

First, we were at one end just sitting there, talking, taking photos, singing and just plain relaxing lah. Then it started to drizzle so we walked further up ahead towards the shelter. And I saw Jodi with a bike, a friend and two dogs. That's when debbie took photos of them. From the shelter, the beach looked so welcoming so Debbie and I went there and took photos even though it was still drizzling. I saw two trees growing in at the edge of the sea.

We saw crabs and coconuts and shells and odd stuff and were just snapping away. Shermei and Aizan were there too though they were more calm then us. We sat on the bench and the wind picked up and the slight drizzle was back. It was great. The drizzle grew slighty more heavier and we just sat there thinking towards the open sea. Debbie and me even read under the rain. :D

It was nice being able to let myself be distracted and dream after exam period. I think i totally sucked in them. Let's the results do the talking. I feel like dropping everything to just do what i want.

I have things to say but I'm not sure how to say it.

Because I'm on my break.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

So I was tagged by Wee Siang.

★Are you single ?
(skips)
★Are you happy ?
At times, yes.
★Are you bored ?
Uh..not really?
★Are you fair ?
Fair as in that justice kind of fair? Most of the time.
★Are you italian ?
No
★Are you honest ?
When I have to be.
★Are you nice ?
:D
★Are you irish ？
No.
★Are you Asian ?
Yes.

TENS FACTS :
★Full Name :
Nur Amalina Batrisyiah
★Nickname :
(too many)
★Birthplace :
singapore
★Hair colour :
black
★Natural Hairstyle :
Whut?
★Birthday ：
31st October 1994
★Mood :
Generally calm and dreamy.
★Favourite Colours :
Eye catching kinds
★One place you like to visit :
Heaven. Seriously. Always wonders what's beyond.

TENS THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
★Have you been in love?
I doubt so, but it could have gone unnoticed.
★Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. There's more than just what you see, right.
★Do you currently have a crush?
:D
★Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Yes.
★Have you ever been hurt emotionally?
Yes. Karma.
★Have you ever had your heart broken and when?
Yes. Not too long ago.
★Have you ever liked anyone but afraid to tell him?
Yes.
★Are you afraid commitment?
No.
★Who was the last person you hugged?
I forgot. I haven't had one in a long time. hint,hint*
★Who was th last person you said i love you to?
I think it was my mum.

~TENS THIS OR THAT
★Love or Lust ?
Love.
★Hard liquor or beer ?
(skips)
★Cats or Dogs ?
Cats cause their huggable and dogs cause their playful.
★A few best friends or any regular friends ?
Few best friends.
★Creamy or crunchy ?
Crunchy.
★Wild night out or romantic night?
A mix of both.
★Money or happiness?
Open arms for both.
★Night or day?
Day
★IM or phone?
Phone.

TENS HAVE YOU EVERS :
★Been caught sneaking out?
Yes.
★Seen a polar bear?
Yes.
★Done something you regret?
Yes, but it's over anyway so move on.
★Bungee jumped?
Ahh! No way i wouldn't dare!
★Eaten food that fell on th floor?
Yes.
★Finished an entire jaw breaker?
What's that?
★Been caught naked?
(covers question) TRALALALALA.
★Wanted an ex gf/bf back?
Ha. No.
★Cried because you lost a pet?
Not so emotionally attached to it.
★Wanted to disappear?
Sometimes.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER :
★Smile or eyes?
Eyes
★Light or dark hair?
Don't mind either.
★Hugs or Kisses ?
Hugs.
★Shorter or Taller?
Taller.
★Intelligence or attraction?
I want both.
★Topman or Zara?
Topman.
★Funny or serious?
Both but more to funny. :D
★Older or Younger?
As long as the age gap isn't too big, i don't really mind.
★Outgoing or quiet?
Outgoing.
★Sweet or bad?
Sweet. With a pinch of bad.

TEN HAVE YOUS:
★Ever performed in front of a large crowd?
Yes, and it was exhilirating. ^^
★Ever talked on a phone longer than a hour?
Yes.
★Ever tried walking on your hands?
Heehee. Yes. But it was more like standing on them for a mere 2 seconds before toppling over.
★Ever been to a rock concert?
Wo mei you jien. (sp? sorry if wrong ah!)
★Ever been on a cheerleading team?
Yes, in P6.
★Ever been on a dance team?
Yes. I love dancing.
★Ever been on a sport team?
Yes.
★Ever been in a drama play/ production?
Yes, just recently at SYF.
★Ever owned a BMW...?
No. Not much interest in cars.
★Ever been in a rape video?
AHAHAHA. Does raping your stuff toy count? :D

TEN LASTS
★Last phone call you made?
Sabrinah.
★Last person you hugged?
Ehhh. Didn't I answer this already?
★Last person you hanged out with?
Debbie.
★Last time you worked?
I don't remember.
★Last time you IM-ed to?
Before the exams when I had the com all for myself. Speaking of exams...
★Last person you texted to?
Azhar.
★Last person you went to movie with?
Haziqah, Zul, Julz, Vig. Yes, it was that long ago. Sad.
★Last person/thing you missed?
Meaning what? What I don't miss? Or the latest thing/person i miss?
★Last website visited?
Youtube.

TEN PEOPLE TO DO THIS :
anyone interested? :)

False hope

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I'm going to be terribly honest with myself.

I feel horrible.
I'm too tense to move, to hurt to think.

All these years I had fooled myself thinking you could save me, but you had yet to save yourself. You convinced me you were my best friend so I put my trust in you but you used it to turn it against me. I have no voice of my own because you refuse to listen. Sometimes I want things to be just as they were. When you accuse me of our friendship, I turn cold and I harden up inside. I'm too used to that now so that's how i am with you. You taught me to toughen up.

I've learned another thing about myself.
I try not to get too close with anyone because i fall to hard. I'm afraid it might be too hard to pick myself up from the mess i made.
I would wrap myself up in a blanket and hide my face with my bolster. So no one could see that I was crying. So no one could know that i was stifling my tears.
Over time, I've created a cocoon of protection. It's been there to give me warmth and comfort and a place to think. And yet it was the very thing that hurt me.

As i see it, everyone is sad. No one's in the right condition to sit for any exam.

Blank is all i get.

Monday, May 4, 2009

"We dance around in a ring and suppose,

But the Secret sits in the middle and knows"

- The Secret Sits, Robert Frost

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Adjective of the day : frustrated.

And for today, that's how I am.

[edited] To follow what i want or what's right?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Debbie: "Hello!"

Pwetty. :)

Ahhh. I look like a combo of weird + scary, yes? XD

Amalina : "Ooh! Instant mustache growth! Nyahaha."

Debbie: " Oh gosh. EVERYONE LOOK AT HER!"

On labour day, Debbie and me met up on a study date. Of course, we took the pictures after we were done. :D

Okay, brief summary:

We first had lunch at McD's and then made our way across to Starbucks. After hours of studying, we bought food and walked around while polishing them off. ( Gosh, Chewy Junior is damn good but severely messy to eat. )

We separated from the mrt. From there, i met up my mum and brother at Tampines. Mr Shafiq sms-ed to say he saw me walking past the tampines starbucks and boy, i was surprised 'cause I didn't really expect to bump into anyone else.

Yesterday,

Went out with family.

Today,

I MET AQIL WHO, COINCIDENTALLY, IS IN THE SAME RELIGIOUS SCHOOL AS ME.

He's been schooling there as long as I have and we've never met! Must have been my natural instincts to stay away from him... JUST KIDDING. XD

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"Keep breaking down things into smaller and smaller pieces and what are you left with?"